Murphy's Outlaws

High-octane crime in low-oil time

Police are investigating alleged carjacking of an ███████ ████ transport car, linked to a traffic collision at a nearby junction.

In an ongoing, -three part- investigation, a list of four suspects has been compiled - call 911 Mr. M█████ if you happen to have any information about the following:

 - Female, late twenties, slender build, uncoordinated gait and absent gaze,

- Male, thirties/forties, husky build, smeared with engine oil,

- ███████, adolescent, slim build, prior criminal record,

- Male, late fifties, lean build, possibly armed and educated.

While the culprits are at large, the public is speculating whether the whole ordeal has anything to do with allegations of drug trafficking in the area.

Well... does it?